Toot Siyah.

Ghole: Suggest a name for the magazine.

Me: Could it be something to do with the Badshahi mosque?

Ghole: No. Suggest a name currently on the list. *sends list*

Ghole: Could be like?

Me: Well I don’t know! I’m not the bloody sub editor!

Me: And congratulate the idiot who came up with D and D zine, would you.

Me: How about tootsiyah? No idea what it means but it sounds nice.

Me: Wait, that’s the name of a qurshi sharbut. -____-

Ghole: Dewaan-e-dandaan!

Me: That!

Me: Dammit, the ideas that you get from thinking on my wavelength.

Me: I WANT CREDIT FOR SUBCONSCIOUSLY EVOLVING YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS!